The legend behind the man.
Below is a list (incomplete) of the skills, deeds, and acts of the Grand Master Crux Europa. And do not dare to criticize his usage of the Oxford comma!
Care to tell more tales of the Grand Master? Please, enlighten us:
- He once made a nuclear missile weep, thus averting a thermonuclear apocalypse.
- He sleeps 20 minutes per day.
- He spends the rest of the day with his legs crossed Euro-style, commanding respect.
- His wife is incredibly hot.
- His daughter is super cute.
- Between his Euro-crossed legs is another pair of legs, crossed Euro-style.
Care to tell more tales of the Grand Master? Please, enlighten us: